Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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