Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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