My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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