he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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