If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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