i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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