No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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