As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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