based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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