This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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