He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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