wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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