that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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