Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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