That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
nutella sex= disaster
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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