Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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