I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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