I need help removing her.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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