I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
