But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
