school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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