The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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