I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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