office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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