: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we have pet lesbian snakes
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Mom said you looked used
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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