Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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