This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
