so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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