new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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