Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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