Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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