i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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