i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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