You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we're making bets on your personal life
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
