Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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