Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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