By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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