Ambien. No doubt about it.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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