he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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