"it" just moved
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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