she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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