happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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