I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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