At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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