he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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