Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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