Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Drake has all the answers
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
