doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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