Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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