We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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