your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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