My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There r osticjed everywhere
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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