Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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