I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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