thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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